with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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