just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just found puke in my bra..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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