True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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