16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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