Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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