My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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