you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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