Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We left the knife in your bed.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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