why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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