why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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