The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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