Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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