just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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