STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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