white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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