Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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