Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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