Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Randomize
