My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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