therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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