He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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