maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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