idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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