Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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