yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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