We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
