Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just want to make out with him forever
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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