My nipple is on Facebook.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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