And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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