Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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