he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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