still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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