I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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