WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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