Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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