did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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