your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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