I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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