well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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