There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever