There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We talked him into tasing himself.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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