Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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