How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you had me at cake vodka
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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