careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need water and some morals
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