Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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