I want to have your abortion
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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