Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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