Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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