Whod you bang
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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