Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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