all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
how does that bad decision feel?
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