You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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