we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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