I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
What a dumb baby whore.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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