I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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