Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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