Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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