Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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